The funniest book titles that actually exist
Every year since 1978, the famous British magazine holds an award in the nomination "The funniest book title." This award is called Diagram. Librarians, publishers and even book sellers participate in the competition. It is worth noting that the author cannot participate in this event. The winner receives a bottle of champagne, and the writer himself receives popularity and an increase in the rate of sales of his work. We present to your attention a list of the most shocking book titles that actually exist.
Funny Books Bookseller Diagram Award 1978-2018
1978. Materials of the second international conference on nude mice (proceedings of the second international workshop on nude mice).
1979. Madam as an entrepreneur: career management in a brothel (the madam as entrepreneur: career management in house prostitution).
1980. Chicken joys (the joy of chickens) .
1981. Last chance at love – terminal romances.
1982. Population and other problems (population and other problems: family planning, housing 1,000 million, labor employment).
1983. The theory of longitudinal rolling (the theory of lengthwise rolling).
1984. The book of marmalade: its antiquity and role in the modern world (the book of marmalade: its antecedents, its history, and its role in the world today).
1985. Natural bust enlargement with total power: how to increase the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts.
1986. Oral sadism and the vegetarian personality (oral sadism and the vegetarian personality).
1987. It would be better not to be: about the harm of existence (better never to have been: the harm of coming into existence).
1988. Versailles: view from Sweden (versailles: the view from sweden).
1989. How to shit in the woods: an environmentally sound approach to a lost art.
1990. Guide to safe lesbian sadomasochism (lesbian sadomasochism safety manual).
1991. Male genitalia of butterflies of the balklan peninsula, with a checklist.
1992. How to avoid huge ships (how to avoid huge ships).
1993. Archeology of American bottoms (american bottom archeology).
1994. Significant moments in the history of concrete (highlights in the history of concrete).
1995. Reusing old graves.
1996. Greek rural postmen and their cancellation numbers.
1997. The joy of sex: pocket edition (the joy of sex: pocket edition).
1998. Improvements in cow breeding: new opportunities to use straw (developments in dairy cow breeding: new opportunities to widen the use of straw).
1999. Weeds in a changing world: british crop protection council symposium proceedings no.64.
2000. High performance stiffened structures is about the use of stiffness in engineering design.
2001. Corporate manslaughter service.
2002. Living with crazy buttocks.
2003. The big book of lesbian horse stories.
2004. Bombproof your horse.
2005. People who don't know they're dead: how they attach themselves to unsuspecting bystanders and what to do about it.
2006. The stray shopping carts of eastern north america: a guide to field identification.
2007. If you want clarity in your relationship, start with your own legs (if you want closure in your relationship, start with your legs).
2008. Tattooed mountain women and spoon boxes of Dagestan.
2009. Metaphysics of baboons (baboon metaphysics).
2010. Crocheting adventures with hyperbolic planes.
2011. Manage a dental clinic in Genghis Khan way (managing a dental practice: the genghis khan way).
2012. How to protect the chicken coop from goblins (Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop).
2013. How to poop on a date (How to Poo on a Date).
2014. Strangers Have the Best Candy.
2015. Too naked for the Nazis (Too Naked For the Nazis).
2016. A Comprehensive Guide to Keeping Pigs when Time is your Most Precious Commodity.
2018. The Joy of Waterboiling).
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• Well, there really is no limit to human imagination. The most striking thing is that behind these artsy and punning names there are really worthwhile scientific works. This article will not only make you smile, but, most likely, will make you want to get acquainted with these literary masterpieces.